Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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