Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
