So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
why does every cop we meet know your name?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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