just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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