The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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