just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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