I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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