So drunk, too bad you don't want this
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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