I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You can't special order awesome
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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