Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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