mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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