He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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