I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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