still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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