I'm so fucking centered right now
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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