It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Someone stole a lamp last night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
