Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
