I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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