OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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