At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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