yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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