it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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