South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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