dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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