Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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