Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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