hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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