like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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