Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
you never un-have a 4some
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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