so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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