we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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