The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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