dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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