In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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