No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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