We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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