who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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