i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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