I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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