Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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