Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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