Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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