My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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