We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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