She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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