Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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