I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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