I think I just saw someone hide a body.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
