i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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