What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Randomize
