Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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