But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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