i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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