ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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