And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im holly from the hills drunk
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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