i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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